JosephMueller

JosephMueller

Favorite films

  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Thing
  • Joker

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  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    ★★★½

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

  • Crawl

    ★★★★

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  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    ★★★½

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid is just Always Sunny for children.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★

    WW84 things in order of smoochability:

    1. Pedro Pascal’s raging charisma
    2. Gal Gadot’s grace and beauty
    3. Patty Jenkins getting picked to do the next Star Wars
    4. Geoff Johns trying his hardest after pulling off Doomsday Clock and Three Jokers
    5. Kristin Wiig’s fursuit technology
    6. Chris Pine’s open mouth
    7. The Warner Bros exec that signed off on this film

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

    The Force Awakens was about historical trauma and how the sins of the past haunt future generations. The Last Jedi was about how our heroes are imperfect and fallible, yet we can all find redemption through hope and perseverance. The Rise of Skywalker was about how if you played Fortnite during a special event you could watch Palpatine’s speech from the opening crawl.

  • Crawl

    Crawl

    ★★★★

    Me: “Noooooooo you can’t just remake Jaws with alligators!!!!!”

    Also me: “haha crocodile go chomp!”

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