Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Chernobyl 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Heavy salad that

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  Divergent 2014

  ★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  In dauntless we parkour and jump out of trains 🤟🏻

Popular reviews

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  Don't Worry Darling 2022

  ★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2022

  In football terms, Florence Pugh’s performance was like Scott Parker winning 2010/11 prem player of the season whilst at West Ham - who were relegated that season.

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★ Watched 20 May 2023 1

  This is like when someone goes “I had a mad dream last night” so you’re socially obliged to ask what it was about. They then proceed to go into way too much detail, digressing at any moment and ultimately talk at you about said dream which is highly personal to them and means absolutely zilch to you. Then once they’ve finished explaining this dream you just go “ah mad that” then forget all about it, as does the person who had the dream. 
  In short, rubbish and gave me a borderline stroke.

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