Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i bet cate blanchett is such a hoot

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  The Manchurian Candidate 1962

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  lansbury is incredible and insane but it felt clunkier than i expected. maybe i’m jaded? and real life’s so shocking that the drama has become
  banal? i’m not gonna write an essay here.

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2024 4

  looks like the messy bitch convention came to town

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  Lady Chatterley's Lover 2022

  ★★ Watched 11 Nov 2022 10

  i respect the “graphic nudity” but watching two skinny people fuck just makes me imagine what smashing two xylophones together might sound like