Tessa Strain

Tessa Strain

back and worse than ever

Favorite films

  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure
  • Manhunter
  • The Age of Innocence

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  • Black Bag

  • Bird

  • Naked Acts

  • Chilly Scenes of Winter

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    Yaaaaaaaaaaay Sodey’s going Haywire-mode again, but about marriage!! I knew in my heart that this was gonna be the good one (sorry, Presence). Movies are fun again!!!!!!!!! 

    More proof that couples who share their phone locations with each other are totally taking the sport out of monogamy—learn to accept (or better yet, delight in) the mystery OR do some actual paranoid shoe leather investigation. Anything in between is disrespectful!!

  • Bird

    Bird

    Oh, I see. “Bird.” Like from Bird.

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    How do you get OFF the worm!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rap World

    Rap World

    An elegy for both a lost type of guy and an eternal type of guy.

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