Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Feb 2025 1

  this is the most beautiful depiction of romance ever put on film.
  

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  Shaun of the Dead 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan 2024 1

  it’s genuinely the most quotable film of all time.

Recent reviews

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  Scary Movie 4 2006

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  surprisingly, this wasn’t as bad as i expected, it’s better than the 2nd and probably on the same level as the 3rd. 

  the story was tolerable, definitely some very random choices of what to parody in this, but i somewhat enjoyed it. it does get to the point where the jokes are too predictable or don’t hit as good when they are reused. 

  kevin hart and brenda are perfect. the saw and brokeback mountain segments are pretty funny, but the majority of the rest of the film is just too dumb.

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  Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2010

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025 1

  greg is actually a sociopath. i hate that guy. 

  rowley is kinda adorable and deserved better. 

  frank is a psychopath. 

  rodrick has insane aura. easily best character.

  zoo-wee mama! 

Popular reviews

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  The Dark Knight 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i was debating on giving this 4.5, but i think this is the peak of the superhero genre and i don’t believe anything can really top this. 

  this looks absolutely beautiful in imax. the action sequences are incredible and the performances from the cast are top tier. heath ledger’s portrayal of the joker is flawless, how did he do this?!

  batman has infinite aura and i kinda loved christian bale’s portrayal of him. 

  peak cinema. peak superhero. peak villain.

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  the concept is good. i do feel it could of been done a bit better, but overall it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be. 

  the story flows smoothly and the kills in this are actually really creative. the comedy aspect is also fun, but i have been forced to watch the trailer on every cinema visit, so most of the actual good jokes have been severely overplayed 😟

  i had an enjoyable time, the small plot twist was actually sort of unexpected and locked me back in. 

  also, it’s 2025 how can we still not make fake video games look realistic?!