Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw 2019

  ★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Watched the latter 6 hour half of this movie, so I'm counting it.

  Next level stupid.

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  Crossing Delancey 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Charming movie. A+ photography. I dug it

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★ Watched 17 Dec 2023

  Not as profound, funny, nor as visually interesting as it thinks it is. Shoots for female sexual liberation and misses terribly imo, but I'll let others elaborate on that. Also she literally has the mind of a child, yes?

  Emma Stone, Willem Dafoe, and Mark Ruffalo did what they could. Jerrod Carmichael.... Man... What happened?

  Barbie clears, fwiw

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jun 2024

  "Dark have been my dreams of late"

  A movie about taking up the fight against an industrial nihilism that would stamp out all life, love, and the natural world... but also and most importantly ✨horses✨