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Gremlins 1984
What an amazing movie, if only someone made a Marxist analysis presentation about this movie and how the gremlins represent the radical left uprooting capitalism…oh wait, I already did.
This is my favorite Christmas movie, not only because it’s a horror comedy but also because I watched it as a child, which means that it’s automatically a 5/5
Also, Kate’s childhood story about her dad is the best scene in the movie I don’t even care. I love it for…
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Shattered Glass 2003
The evil version of me in an alternate universe where I majored in Journalism instead of English
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023
Sejanus somehow being the character with the most morals yet also the most irritating
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 2015
Forever mourning the fact that they split the book into two parts
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When a Stranger Calls 2006
When Tiffany calls. When Bobby calls. When Cody calls. When the alarm company calls. When Mrs. Mandrakis calls. When Roy from The Office calls. When Tessa Thompson calls.
Oh yeah and I guess the stranger calls once or twice.
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The Re-Education of Molly Singer 2023
I just know an English major could write a killer essay about how this is secretly a metaphor about the dangers of alcoholism
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