Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ½ Watched 20 Mar 2025 2

  TAKING MY TEENHOOD NOVEL & MAKING THE CINEMATIC EQUIVALENT TO GAS STATION SUSHI OUT OF IT?!?!? Nonononono!!!!

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  Orlando 1992

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  One of my very favorite movies adapted from one of my very favorite books & I’m happy as a lark that my soulmate Jillian Elizabeth loved both!!!

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024 1

  I am a simple woman, all I need to enjoy myself is a Maddie to my right, an icee to my left, & two of God’s most beautiful men bruised & bloodied in a display of valor & principled sacrifice. 

  (For my full review, contact Zane J. Andrews)

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  Badlands 1973

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jan 2025

  Not to be sincere on the internet, but today I found a clip of me watching this as a teenager that said “a glimpse of my future” on the Love Is Strange-Western Boots-Denim On Denim-Forest Floor-Bare Feet-Slow Dance scene of this movie & I bummed hard. So I decided to watch it, experienced the full range of human emotion, & called it a night. Here’s to knowing what you want, not getting it, & the merciless beauty of second chances. 🥂