Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  I watched this as the Luka to the Lakers trade broke and still can’t figure out which makes me more mad.

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  Dancer in the Dark 2000

  ★★½ Watched 30 Jul 2024

  This is both a 1 star and 5 star movie.

Popular reviews

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  The Last Duel 2021

  ★★★★ Added

  Things I'd like Adam Driver to do to me:
  -Ride me like that horse
  -Levy my taxes Goddaddy
  -Seize land because my feudal little bitch ass deserves it
  -Dom me in front of French royalty like the maiden I am and fill me with hell
  -Take his pants off by the order of blonde Ben Affleck while I'm on the orgy bed
  -Deep throat his knife into the back of my neck
  -Get out acted by Jodie Comer (oh wait…

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Nov 2022 1

  My new favorite allegory for people repressing their generational trauma until they find others just as fucked up. Shoutout to my fellow minority and/or queer people.

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