Stop trying to make "fairest" happen, it's not going to happen.
đżFILM GRADE: B-
Iâll be honestâSnow White and the Seven Dwarfs has never been my favorite Disney movie. Itâs a good film, sure, but far from amazing. And honestly? The same goes for this live-action remake. Itâs not amazing, but itâs a cute, fine movie that does what it sets out to do.
Letâs start with what works. Rachel Zegler is fantastic as Snow White. Her voice is beautiful, andâŚ
83% singing to animals, 17% attempted murder.
đFILM GRADE: B
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is undeniably iconic. As Disneyâs first full-length animated film, it revolutionized animation and changed the landscape of film history forever. Thatâs huge. It broke new ground in terms of artistry, technique, and what animation could even be. But just because it was the first doesnât mean itâs flawless.
Thereâs a lot to appreciate here. The seven dwarfs are truly the heart of the filmâtheyâreâŚ
The upcoming season of Black Mirror has some heavy competition.
âFILM GRADE: A-
Companion is the kind of thriller that hooks you early and never lets go. Itâs sharp, suspenseful, and eerily reminiscent of Black Mirrorâwhich, as a fan of that series, I mean as a high compliment. While itâs not a full-fledged horror film (so donât expect jump scares), it delivers a chilling, violent edge that keeps the tension thick from start to finish. Â
At its core, Companion is moreâŚ
Turns out, ancestral guilt pairs well with awkward cousin bonding.
đżFILM GRADE: B-
Jesse Eisenbergâs sophomore directorial effort, A Real Pain, is a huge step up from the absolute mess that was When You Finish Saving the World. This time around, his storytelling has more heart, depth, and emotional weightâsomething his first film completely lacked. While A Real Pain still has its flaws, it proves Eisenberg is growing as a filmmaker and storyteller.
The film follows cousins David (Eisenberg) and Benji (Kieran Culkin) asâŚ
