Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Mummy 2017

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  love him or hate him, tom cruise seldom lays an egg of a movie, but holy hell, this egg is rotten. also, go here and scroll all the way down.

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  Young Guns 1988

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  i didn’t expect that many people to get shot in the head.

Popular reviews

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  You Can't Run Forever 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 May 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Oct 2024

  i was way too young when i first saw a nightmare on elm street—and on christmas eve, of all nights, when my older cousin popped in the vhs to scare the shit out of me. once johnny depp got masticated by his bed and vomited on the ceiling, i begged my parents to let me sleep in their bed that night. they refused, and i was petrified until the morning. i cherish that memory. i wouldn’t give it up for anything.

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