Jack M

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Favorite films

  • All About Eve
  • Inland Empire
  • Céline and Julie Go Boating
  • Femme Fatale

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  • The River

    ★★½

  • Platform

    ★★★★

  • Blow Out

    ★★★★★

  • Dressed to Kill

    ★★★★★

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  • The River

    The River

    ★★½

    Wow. this movie pissed me off! 
    Hated how the movie centered the white characters. Didn’t find any of the characters to be particularly compelling. Hated the narration. 
    I was rolling my eyes so hard at that “glad a child died a child” or whatever monologue. Also was rolling my eyes at the mother’s “a woman’s job is birthing” monologue. Especially irritating when not 10 minutes later her son gets got by a cobra. 
    And everyone losing their minds for captain…

  • Platform

    Platform

    ★★★★

    Hey does anyone want to let me borrow their flatbed truck? I have a great business idea where we park on the side of a highway and I dance in a fun metallic getup.

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★

    I love animals helping each other out ❤️
    The cat’s little meows 😭❤️
    Thought I might cry and I did :( this movie stressed me out so much!!! I don’t like watching cute animals in peril! Scary!!!!!
    We need more capybara characters in film.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.