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Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  “i’m a nice guy” said no nice guy ever

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  The Mitchells vs. the Machines 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  🫶 eric & deborahbot 5000 🫶

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★ Watched 11 Oct 2024

  knew it was all over the moment i heard that fucker say “black like my wife’s hair” and then they showed his wife who in fact did NOT have black hair

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  Ford v Ferrari 2019

  ★½ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  ken miles was pretty good, but he’s no lightning mcqueen

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