Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  couldn't they have just brought darcy back with an eyepatch?

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  Queer 2024

  ★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  okay let's just get this out of the way...

  - James Bondage
  - Guyfall
  - Thunderballs
  - Die Another Gay
  - Live And Let Guy
  - Queermen Of Solace
  - GoldenEye-ful of Omar Apollo
  - Knives Out-of The Closet
  - Call Me By Your James

  *exhales*

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  bro, i can’t see nosferatu, i haven’t seen nosferone.

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  WHAT DID JACK DO? 2017

  Watched 16 Jan 2025

  “Well, I found Jack to be a very interesting fellow, and I feel bad for Jack. I know that he was extradited down to Guatemala and he’s in a prison there waiting for a court date.

  I think that as a lounge singer he’s kind of incredible. He’s not technically in the big league, really, but he sings with such a feeling. He’s a troubled fellow. And I think the troubles he’s seen and felt come through in his singing.…