Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Apartment 1960

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  this would NOT happen to gay people

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  Velvet Goldmine 1998

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  ewan mcgregor call me

Popular reviews

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  All the Fires 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Aug 2023

  i love gay arsonists

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ½ Watched 16 Nov 2022

  don’t want to be contrarian but that was the most liberal jerking themself off for being better than “rich” people movie i’ve seen this year! so so so centerist it hurts. not gonna go into plot details but. christ all mighty it’s hypocritical. (also very fucking gross, im all for toilet humor but a 3 minute scene of a literal flood of shit is too much for me)

  would give a better score if the filmmaking wasn’t also bland as fuck. i know that movie awards are bullshit whatever but really cannes?? really this for palme d’or??