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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  I can’t believe this studio dropped Shrek and then said “nothing weird for you ever again”

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  I think I need to write a dissertation on why our society is so obsessed with getting f*cked by vampires

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2024

  First things first— don’t care if this is blasphemous to the cinephiles— if you can see this thing in 4DX, MF’in see it in 4DX!!! (The worm spraying sand at me is prob the reason for the extra half star!)

  Fun at the movies! Sound design pops off. COSTUME DESIGN? Stunningggg. Cinematography? Gorgeous, honey!!! This is how you do world building. 

  As a general rule, I don’t support modern movies being over 2 hours, but this earns a crazy long…

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  Ripley 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 May 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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