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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Those two fugly incest kings pissed me off so much

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  The Fast and the Furious 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  Every single one of these stars is for the beautiful specimen that Paul Walker is bc truthfully, I wasn’t really following the plot

  Edit: .5 stars for Pizza Hut (ty for the reminder lair)

Popular reviews

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  The Emperor's New Groove 2000

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Jul 2024

  Add this to a long list of under appreciated movies!

  Some thoughts:

  - Kuzco = brat (a compliment)
  - I, too, would want people thrown out of windows if they threw off my groove (I’m looking at you whoever let flight DL532 take off from Denver on 7/17/24 resulting in a diverted flight and me sleeping in Detroit)
  - restaurant scene was Oscar worthy
  - need to try Kronks spinach puffs 

  Up next: Lady & the Tramp

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 May 2024

  Horny horny horny

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