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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Unironically, Love Hurts would've been such a better name for this movie than the actual Love Hurts. Coming off of that movie and Brave New World, this was a breath of fresh air for action films. Peak cinema no notes

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Love Hurts 2025

  ★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  Voiceovers hurt. I'm sad to say none of the romances in this movie were compelling (oh my god that B plot romance), and the story was all over the place. I crashed out at one point in the film too. But the fight scenes were fun, it didn't overstay its welcome (1h 23m runtime was jarring at first, but after seeing it I'm glad it was over sooner), and I had a good time. Equal parts enraging and entertaining, peak cinema no notes

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  I really don't have much to say besides this movie wasn't fun to watch and I didn't enjoy much of anything it did. Maybe upon pondering my orb will I have more to say.

  Also Norfolk mentioned for some reason, rah.🦅

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