julioulia

julioulia

Favorite films

  • Conclave
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • The Princess Bride
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Sense and Sensibility

    ★★★★★

  • Dream Scenario

    ★★★½

  • Glass Onion

    ★★★½

  • Holy Spider

    ★★★½

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  • Sense and Sensibility

    Sense and Sensibility

    ★★★★★

    Fucking Jane Austen regency romances crack to my soul

    the DRAMA the CADS men CANNOT BE TRUSTED ESPECIALLY HANDSOME AND CHARMING ONES THEY PROBABLY HAVE A) no money b) a bastard child they abandoned or c) no money and a bastard child they abandoned

    oh and also some close female relation of yours/your love interest is an absolute bitch

    sisters sisters sisters 5ever

    Jane Austen says power to the awkward men the slightly unsettling guys the lanky nerdy boys those r the ones for girlies marry

    truly timeless lessons

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★★½

    just great fucking fun innit

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    this is how feminism should be examined. this is the most correct shit i have ever seen. this is something i need to write a 10k thesis on. this is the greatest movie ever made. i would rather die than watch it again.

    READ NALINI'S REVIEW LIKED I BEG YOU. 
    “This film is like poetry. Yes, it doesn’t say anything new or particularly deep. But poetry doesn’t teach us new things; it innovates with language and metaphor to put its…

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★

    wish i could get into it more. silly and it knows it. “WHERE THE DEVIL IS THOMAS” “GOOD GOD” and the baskerville font. good for u robbie. shouldve been sillier and campier tho. dragged not scary not sensual boooo.