Favorite films

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  a movie about how everyone is polyamorous out of necessity in this economy and you probably shouldn't eat meat when it benefits every new wannabe Hitler there is (and also it's mean). very timely.

  I'm sorry i can't go vegetarian rn bong. im still in ED recovery :( but I'll keep having threesomes

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  Cruising 1980

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  i mean there's fisting in the background so at least 2 stars for that

Popular reviews

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  Crash 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 May 2022

  FIVE STARS FOR JAMES SPADER GAY SEX I LITERALLY DGAF ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE PERFECT MOVIE FOR THAT

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  Rosemary's Baby 1968

  ½ Added

  Total waste of my time. First of all F*CK Roman Polanski, but also? F*ck the people who told me this movie was good and a classic and a must-watch. It is none of those things. It is boring, lackluster, and the end leaves you feeling shortchanged, and like the entire story was pointless.