Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Galaxy of Terror 1981

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  + ooey gooey effects
  - zzzzzzzz

  like alien but with tentacle rape and no plot or sigourney weaver

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  Body Bags 1993

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  + made me look up alex datcher
  + probably the slickest/most consistent horror anthology I've watched so far
  + mark hamill was also p great
  + body horror with hair and eyeballs 🫣
  - cameos do nothing for me
  - would love women in horror to do more than Be Scared Of Men^tm
  - nothing was particularly inventive

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★ Watched 15 Jan 2024

  keeps coming up in ads and making me think about it 😠 0 stars for shitty prostitution arc, most of mark ruffalo's arcs, racist portrayal of human/societal suffering as a pile of non-white egyptian bodies. plus the sidekick black characters rlly showed how yorgos dares not mention race or racism even though it's clearly implied....also ramy's character + resolution detracted from everything cuz why did he get a pass for being just as weird as the other men

  tl;dr toothless and not stylish enough to be of aesthetic worth

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  Carnage for Christmas 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  + yes to trans nancy drew, when is the next installment
  + protag and killer's scenes together were gr9
  - the police
  - wanted more of the other characters too (maybe needed to be longer)

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