Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Count Orlok is just a jealous ex wtf. 
  - laughed a lot when they said first cock crow 
  - can’t believe cat just watched

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Fuck the paperwork 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the fuuuuuuuuk. stupid Valentine’s Day movie

Popular reviews

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jun 2023

  This is like EEAAO but with childlike curiosity and wonder and then you’re actually living with a narc mother wow this is the scariest movie I’ve ever watched in my life.

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  Samsara 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 May 2024

  THIS WAS AMAZING. I’m happy to have had GMO and the gamelan group performing a live score for my first viewing. Top experience in my life ever.

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  I too want a pahlawan bf that will sacrifice himself to the monkey god to marry me.

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