Brandon Noah

Brandon Noah

Favorite films

  • Titanic
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Mean Girls
  • Inside Out

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  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★½

  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    ★★½

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

    ★★★

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    ★★★½

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  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★½

    21/100

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith is probably my least favorite film in the whole Star Wars franchise.

    It had the unbelievably difficult task of tying all the previous films together. It had to take all the plots introduced in the prequels to all the well-known plots of the originals. To say it faced an uphill battle would be an understatement, but given the stake of this film, and the importance it would hold to the whole…

  • Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

    ★★½

    42/100

    I'm going to keep my review for this as short as possible. Because my basic feelings towards all of  the prequel Star Wars are the same: I understand that they are inferior to the originals and the Force Awakens, but I don't  think they are as bad as everyone likes to point out.

    Star Wars just isn't my franchise. I think it's cool. I think it's exciting. But I just don't see the extreme fascination except that it's just another okay…

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  • 300

    300

    ★★★★

    80/100

    300 is a homo-erotic action film adapted from the graphic novel of the same name directed by Zack Snyder. This film also gets the title of the first R-rated film I ever saw in theaters.

    You can tell that Snyder went the route of style over substance, because 300 is a spectacle on the eyes. The cinematography alone will keep you invested, you honestly could pause the film at any moment and that still would make a gorgeous photograph…

  • Tangerine

    Tangerine

    ★★★★

    78/100

    Tangerine is such a breath of fresh air. Yes, the fact that this whole film was filmed on iPhone 5s', and that is a great hook, but this film has so much more to offer than just that.

    From a mere screenplay standpoint the film is lacking, but the heart of this film comes from the performances and what they do with the material they're given. Kitana Kiki Rodriguez and Mya Taylor are stand-out and breakthrough performances and I…