Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★ Watched 27 Feb 2024 2

  The magnum opus of smash or pass cinema.

Recent reviews

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  Thank You for Smoking 2005

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  If a real Nick Naylor existed I would still be able to rip cigs at Applebees.

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  Fallen Leaves 2023

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Are the Finnish doing alright 😭

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2024 1

  Easily the most epic movie I’ve ever seen. My mind is absolutely fried. I can barely think. Life is but a blue gatorade-fueled dream. 5 stars.

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  Society of the Snow 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2024 2

  I watched this on a plane and found myself wondering which of my neighbors I would prefer to chow down should it come to that.