Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★ Watched 27 Feb 2024 2

  The magnum opus of smash or pass cinema.

Recent reviews

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  Amélie 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  The introverts guide to getting ahead.

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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  This movie captures the myth of Nick Cage in such a funny and clever way. The man really is an enigma. One of the few artists that is tied to his craft in a way that it’s hard to tell where the art stops and the human begins. Which is exactly what it felt like to take in this movie. Reminded me a lot of Adaptation, maybe that’s just because of the lead actor. God he’s been in a ton…

Popular reviews

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  Thank You for Smoking 2005

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  If a real Nick Naylor existed I would still be able to rip cigs at Applebees.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2024 1

  Easily the most epic movie I’ve ever seen. My mind is absolutely fried. I can barely think. Life is but a blue gatorade-fueled dream. 5 stars.