Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 May 2024

  i love pathetic men

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 May 2024

  this is just challengers but with pirates and stellan skarsgård

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  all this has taught me is that my love of gossiping and inability to keep my nose out of other people’s business would make me an excellent pope

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  The Land of Steady Habits 2018

  ★★★★ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  love a good dysfunctional family

Popular reviews

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2023 4

  if u and ur bff don’t have matching fuck ass bobs like billy and amanda are u even bffs

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  Kong: Skull Island 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Aug 2024 2

  kong had no right to be so caked up