Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019

  ★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Not even the sexiness of this cast could save how bored I was 
  IMSORRYIMSORRYDONTHURTME

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  The only downside to this movie is that no one smacked the shit out of Diamond

  Mikey Madison the woman you are

Popular reviews

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  Tag 2018

  ★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  “This is a beautiful depiction of healthy male intimacy!!!” You scream.  

  “I hate Jeremy Renner!!!” I scream back at you. But like it was fun.

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  If I were to punish my worst opp, I would have them take a couple blinkers and then sit through this movie. 

  It would be such an overstimulating experience that Mean Girls would send them into bad enough trip to make them dissociate for at least 7 months.

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