Jake

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“All those moments, will be lost in time, like tears in rain”

Favorite films

  • Thelma & Louise
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.
  • Big Daddy

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  • Marty

    ★★★½

  • The Alto Knights

    ★★★

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    ★★★

  • Roman Holiday

    ★★★★

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  • The Alto Knights

    The Alto Knights

    ★★★

    Should’ve given this one to Scorsese

    A pretty average mobster rivalry film that has nothing to shout home about, although it does have some decent moments. De Niro playing two roles felt kinda pointless, but he’s great in both so you can’t really complain

  • Roman Holiday

    Roman Holiday

    ★★★★

    One that questions the freedom of people in the public eye and their inability to live a normal life, but how it does so well at blending it into a cute, charming, and scenic romance, is what makes it so special.

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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★½

    My first David Lynch film, but not one I can say I particularly enjoyed. I was uncomfortable the majority of time, especially when Dennis hopper was involved. Don’t get me wrong, Dennis hopper was great, and I understand that the purpose of his character was to create discomfort, but at least use that discomfort to create something of interest instead of being weird and overly sexual just because.

    Maybe I’ll like his other films more, but if they’re all like this I’m in no rush to watch any of them.

  • Maria

    Maria

    ★★★

    A biopic that relies on its visuals and Angelina Jolie performance to keep the audience entertained, and yet it still feels like a chore to get through at times. Overall, it shows me no deeper insight into the life of the real person than a quick google search would, and ends up just being a showcase of the lead role.