k4ne

k4ne

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  • The Piano Teacher
  • Yella
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Inland Empire

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  • Cube

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  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    Failing to outdo its predecessor in any real way is one thing, but Terrifier 3's fatal flaw is this: it's an incredibly boring slog.

    The film is largely split in two: Sienna not doing a whole lot, and Art running around being a ratbag. It begins with some of the latter, then Sienna leaves some kind of care facility and lives with her aunt, uncle, and niece, Gabbie.

    Gabbie is unbearable almost immediately: she's just too saccharine. The self-assured cheeriness,…

  • Cube

    Cube

    One dimensional characters making stupid decisions in an atmosphere-deficient imitation of the original. It's a painful watch that only gets worse the deeper you get.

    Things start off okay as the film hits more or less the same beats as the original: first death, assemblage of the group, figuring out how to navigate the traps with boots, and slowly figuring out the numbers marking each room. While it fails to be scary, it did seem like it was going to…

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