Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2023

  you either love or hate this movie, consider me head over heels.
  and justin hurwitz has yet again composed an incredibly invigorating jazzy score

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  those sudden spouts of count vampy d orgasms caught me so off guard i was left gawping 

  “the things women do to get a good shag” -tess

  willem dafoe spotted in yet another film what role can this man not be casted for

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  we seemed to be the only 2 people in the cinema under the age of 40 
  can confirm the cinema was filled with mms ahhs and oos from almost octogenarians after any remotely significant dialogue was exchanged

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