Tess Simmons

Tess Simmons

542Films

1In 2024

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Favorite films

  • Isle of Dogs
  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
  • Blade Runner
  • The Fifth Element

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  • The Substance

    ★★★½

  • Female Trouble

    ★★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★

  • The French Dispatch

    ★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance 2024

    ★★★½ Watched 23 Nov 2024

    bruh someone munted on the cinema steps

  • Female Trouble

    Female Trouble 1974

    ★★★½ Watched 04 Apr 2023

    the dumbest vilest and absurd film I've ever watched, made me want to puke

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  • Alien

    Alien 1979

    ★★★½ Added

    h.r.geiger is to blame for this sickening masterpiece.

  • Bound

    Bound 1996

    ★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2022

    corky is well hot

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