Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I never want to see a mermaid vagina again

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  I feel like I shit on this movie a lot when I talk about the difference between my 5 star ratings but honestly this is genuinely the perfect road trip movie. Every stop they make is thematically tied to SpongeBob and Patrick’s character arc and there’s almost nothing you could cut from this movie. You have these random ass celebrities like ScarJo, Alec Baldwin, and David motherfucking Hasselhoff and every moment is so fucking fun. I’ve seen this movie a…

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  Imagine being in a long-distance situationship with a literal fucking shadow

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Sep 2024 1

  Loved it when the cishet white guy got up in the middle of the movie to explain queer feminist theory to everyone

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