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Recent reviews

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVD-pndQftw

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2024

  Well... That's not what I was expecting at all.
  I didn't want to watch Smile 2. I haven't seen Smile 1. But my roommate and I were out and had always talked about seeing it so we did. It was the best decision I've made all year. This movie was incredible and I will never doubt Parker Finn again.
  From the start of the opening scene to the end of the closing credits you can fucking feel the effort that's…

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ½ Watched 06 Nov 2021

  I'm genuinely at an absolute loss. It's not enough to say that this movie was "bad." Lots of movies are bad. It's hard to overstate the sheer scope of the failure that permeates every aspect of this film. The script is derivative, stunted, genuinely offensive at times, the structure and pacing are confused and hectic, the editing is jarring, shots last a little too long and the cuts break continuity, The actors are directed to be as wooden and bland…

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  Mary and The Witch's Flower 2017

  ★½ Watched 18 Jan 2018

  *I just saw the film, this is all frantic mind thoughts.

  This is a first for me.
  I don't think I've ever seen a movie without a second act before...

  The list of the things that work in this movie is short. It's the animation.

  The list of things that don't work is much longer.

  I'd argue that there are no characters in this film. No one has a consistent motivation or goal. I swear they spend 5 ACTUAL days…