kafushoda

kafushoda

Favorite films

  • Kubo and the Two Strings
  • The Uninvited
  • The Purge: Anarchy
  • ParaNorman

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★

  • Snow White

    ★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★

    Surprisingly enjoyed this film!
    Wish it had a bit more substance or world-building or lore.
    Let’s see.

    Pros: 

    -Really loved the horror unicorn thriller scenes!
    There was NOT enough of it in the movie!! Should have been more, it was the best part! Literally Jurassic Park vibes! Loved it!

    -Weird original unique plot and story! Love unique original these days

    -interesting corporate greed themes and science themes

    -I liked the fantasy themes

    Cons:

    -Quite uneven amounts of genres. Since the…

  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★★

    I felt like this whole adaption movie was this: “Snow White didn’t do anything in the original. She really didn’t do squat. Objectively. This her trying at her chance for redemption and to make her chance and her character’a chance to take a stand.”

    In this new adaption, the whole premise is she didn’t do anything to fight the queen or evil for like the first 21 years of her life, and then finally decided to do so. I took…

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  • Kung Fu Panda 4

    Kung Fu Panda 4

    Uh. How? Just how? How did we go from themes of genocide and grief and inner peace to this mediocre straight-to-DVD cash grab?

    How.

    The comparison of caliber between the first two films to this new film was so large, I almost started hallucinating and having flashbacks of how amazing the 2nd film was during this film to mentally defend myself during this atrocity.

    This was literally a cash-grab film. The only thing that wasn’t completely insipid and bland was the slight flavor in the villain’s character and story. Sadly, everything else sucked. Dear god.

  • The Wild Robot

    The Wild Robot

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.