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Companion 2025
hooooooly this is poop!! just trash just utter drivel!!! they gotta keep this dude in The Boys and never let him out. worthless scene after worthless scene in this comepletely incompetent mess. not an ounce of subtlety or of anything worth saying. do not watch this it is a waste a time!! worst "killer your abuser" movie of all time!!!
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Cold Wallet 2024
not well made on basically any technical level, badly written, couldn't tell if it was supposed to be a comedy or what was up, i can't believe Bighead was in both this and carry-on uhhhhhh this is fart smelling garbage i hate reddit i hate reddit i hate reddit!!!!! AMC and GameStop cameos WOAWH
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Blue Velvet 1986
i have never viewed a film that features a grotesque scene of sexual assault where it was justified, and Blue Velvet is absolutely not an exception. im not gonna sit here and say that the scenes were bad because they triggered panic attacks in me due to their graphic nature and my own history with sexual assault; what i will sit here and say is they were intensely voyeuristic in their portrayal, extremely unwatchable, and failed entirely in capturing the…
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Between Worlds 2018
"You're not gaslighting me, right?"
Between Worlds is one of the most tightly written, clearly executed visions put to art that I have ever seen. From the bottom of my heart, I believe Maria Pulera had a dream of a story of how people break, the grief one feels for oneself after being abused and manipulated, and the cycles of self-hate we can fall into. Also, she really, REALLY wanted to make The Most Nic Cage Film Possible (endearingly, of…
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