Jake Cruz

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“YoU sEe aS a FiLm mAjOr….”

Favorite films

  • The Wolf of Wall Street
  • Back to the Future
  • War for the Planet of the Apes
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • The Electric State

    ★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

  • Opus

    ★★½

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  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★½

    Here is my issue with Opus, I have seen movies like this done much better (The Menu, Midsommar) and this one doesn't really do anything to stand out. I love Ayo Edebiri and it’s so awesome to see her in a leading role, and a more serious one, but we really don’t know anything about her character. I feel bad ragging on this film because it’s from a first time director and I can tell he really tried and put in the effort but to me it was just meh.

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★½

    unironically the best Haunted Mansion movie we have gotten.

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  • Pinocchio

    Pinocchio

    ★½

    This movie is a literal fever dream: 

    The term “influencer” is used

    There is a joke about Chris Pine 

    The cgi in pleasure island reminds me of Spy Kids

    Pinocchio has super speed for some reason and I kid you not he literally does a super hero landing

    Monstro is now a sea monster 

    I am not kidding I would rather watch  the Lionsgate movie  than this lol

  • Muppet*Vision 3D

    Muppet*Vision 3D

    ★★★★★

    A film that you can watch 17 times in one day and never get tired of it but also create entire lore around is something I would describe as… CINEMA

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