Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Memories of Murder 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  this fucked me up for real

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  fun! all movies should be 90 minutes long unless you’re Chantal Akerman

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ½ Watched 15 Dec 2023 2

  the part where mark ruffalo is slamming his head against the bar with rage and desperation was me throughout the entirety of this insipid faux female empowerment film about fucking an adult baby

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  Notting Hill 1999

  ½ Watched 27 Jul 2022

  watching two hours of Hugh grant being this cringe sent me so far up the Kinsey scale I’m a lesbian again