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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Wish I could make it jiggle like that 😔

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  Okay but why did nosferatu edge me more than this…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  Ellen’s just like me fr - when they start reaching over 6”3 u become blind to the other GLARINGLY awful traits 🥰💅🤷‍♀️😌

  Definitely didn’t love watching Ellen fingering Orlok’s back holes 😔

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  So like was the plan to just wait till ‘nearer the time’ to tell him she can’t make it to their own wedding day cause she will be cheffing up some grandiose cocktail sausages? How could u do that to that little doe eyed, puppy eyed, forlorn eyed, weepy eyed, sweet, emotionally in touch, acts of service cutie patootie of a man ?!

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