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Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
the characters are crazy. misogynistic gay brad pitt pirate aladdin, his autistic bisexual prince boyfriend, his beard, a beautiful giant evil goddess, kale, a dog that looks just like my uncle, and their nonbinary friend named rat. and everyone is sexy. like what.
btw they encounter sirens and sinbad gets an ass reveal. also his genitals are called pickles and eggs at one point and then the goddess takes a bubble bath. also the earth is canonically flat. like it ends and they go over the edge of the planet.
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