I can give it this: John Malkovich is funny. He does a good job making me laugh by rolling around on the floor and being a Liberachi sort. But God does the horror just barely exist in this. It's paced so poorly and there's just a lot about it that is boring boring boring. It really is just a pretty lady running around in a shirt that says "Radiohead" so that you root for her. The whole thing is so…
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The Commitments 1991
A movie all about hanging out!! Hanging out and making music and how it's hard to have a really big friend group. Everyone is so cool and Ireland looks so grim but lovely and everyone manages to get along and hate it. And the music is so good. AND it's genuinely funny and snappy! I really love movies where people just pal around and learn a lil about life. We can always join a band.
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The Matrix 1999
Here are 2 things that I don't care for: guns and the word "what?" Asked over and over.
Here are many things I do care for: cool outfits and crazy Kung fu fights and cool technology designs and soundtracks that slap and hot people doing cool sexy shit all the time!
So I like the Matrix. The way it's shot is banana bonkers it's so fast and so clear and so fun. I unfortunately get bored with the guns and…Translated from by -
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989
Absolutely pure positivity. Love, light, and joy. Paints a smile on my face the whole way through with silly antics and goofy sounds and tomfoolery. It's Bill and Ted, man. What more do I need to say!!
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