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  The Seventh Curse 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  did you like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, but wish it had ended with a xenomorph battling a demon fetus? buddy, you’re in luck

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  of all its sins, the worst is that it’s boring

Popular reviews

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  Into the Fire 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  the perfect balance of bro-enemies-to-lovers and slo-mo violence (50/50)

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  you can’t convince me robert pattinson and kristen stewart haven’t been competing to see who can play the most freaky little dudes since twilight ended

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