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Recent reviews

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  Scary Movie 2 2001

  ★ Watched 31 Oct 2024

  Can't imagine any movie possibly aging worse than this. I put it on after seeing that a new one is in production and, having watched it, have no idea what one of these would look like in 2025. I mean, people have started saying the R word again, so maybe we're backsliding into this performatively edgy bullshit again, idk.

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  Trap 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Oct 2024

  When people say that Shyamalan's writing is Like That for some artistic reason, what is the reason exactly? If the dialogue is so alienating on purpose, what does that alienation accomplish? I get that the dialogue in The Happening is purposefully stilted to mimic B-movies (to questionable success) but what is it doing here?

  The music is pretty good tho

Popular reviews

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  Eighth Grade 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Aug 2018

  This is a very good movie that also might have been engineered in a lab to make me cry the maximum amount.

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  Tully 2018

  ★½ Watched 13 May 2018

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.