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  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  First thirty minutes: oh wow what an amazing haircut.
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  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Sort of zany Thomas Bernhard vibes. Also a little bit of a Covid time capsule. I sincerely did not see the last scene coming!

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  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

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  Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  Cynical and absolutely hilarious. I literally hollered at the Ovid reference! Left me with zero desire to visit Bucharest.

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