i love dinosaurs, David Hasselhoff, and bald people.
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Planes 2013
I love Skipper. He has done nothing wrong, Dusty is simply too young to understand. Was hoping for a message of “all jobs are important” somewhere in there. Do not like the sudden pro-military message. Are we sure this is a children’s movie? What was that war scene? Very violent for no reason. I’m still wondering about the dinosaurs in the cars universe.
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Finding Nemo 2003
The writing in this goes so hard. I am so happy that fish (for the most part) don’t scare me. Mmhhh bald people. Amazing. I hope they make it out. Fish are friends. That’s what I have to keep telling myself. This is a whole horror movie. Absolutely terrifying.
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The Godfather 1972
This might be one of the best movies I have ever seen. The cat in the beginning was very cute. Where did it go? While there was no David Hasselhoff in the movie, it was clear that Vito Corleone was inspired by his iconic song “True Survivor” because he survived a CRAZY attack. Why do all of them look the same? Vito and I are so similar: we love cats, David Hasselhoff, and alcohol. The baptism scene is one the best scenes in movie history. Could’ve used more cats to highlight the cuteness of the movie.
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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2009
Made me very hungry. Mmhhhhh food. Why did the girl have to turn ugly to be smart? They did not consider Celiacs when choosing the food. Either way. Delicious. So hungy. Made me tear up at the end.
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