Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  I’m just grateful it ended at all.

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  More like A Complete Asshole.

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Fuckin excuse me?

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Why is this movie 16 hours long?

Popular reviews

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  Magnolia 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2021 5

  Well, here it is, my 1500th movie and my 150th review. Just barely over two months after I reached number 1000, god I need to get a life. I chose Magnolia to be my entry for this special number because I have wanted to see it forever and I am a huge fan of Paul Thomas Anderson. Aside from that, its absolutely monstrous runtime always intrigued me and it made me curious into what could possibly justify all three hours…

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  Cremaster 3 2002

  ★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2021

  Consider this my review for the entire Cremaster Cycle. 
  These ridiculously ambitious and inaccessible films have always intrigued me. Ever since I first heard of them I immediately wanted to watch, imagine my disappointment when I found out that they’re pretty much unavailable unless you have a ticket to a museum showing or $100,000 for a box set. We’re currently in the middle of a pandemic so I had no hope of ever purchasing a ticket and as a 16…