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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Writing to my congressperson to request legislation requiring every horror movie to be this self aware (it was good, you guys just aren’t fun)

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Did Bong Joon Ho read my middle school diary?

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  A film that answers the age old question— do cardinals vape? Yes, yes they do

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  yet again, would love a separate review for the first and second half— stunning movie (especially for less than $10m??) and the AI discourse is interesting since I was ACTIVELY searching for it and noticed nothing. But the second half… it lost me

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