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Mickey 17 2025
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i really enjoyed this!! i thought mickey was a sweet and endearing character and i (maybe unfortunately) saw a lot of myself in him. he’s people pleasing to such a point that he is DYING for people who don’t give a shit about him. robert pattinson’s acting was phenomenal in this, it really showcased his ability to adapt characters in different ways! my heart wanted to burst into a million pieces everytime nasha and mickey were together but especially when…
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Bowling for Columbine 2002
wow have i been slacking on my reviews! i think this film was a decent effort. yes, its a bit exploitative considering it only came out a few years after the columbine shooting and clearly, residents were still reeling. but that seems to be michael moore’s thing and you know, i think he had some really great takes here. i feel like he kind of lost the plot a bit when he started shifting from school shootings to racism by…
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002
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ooooo dobby pisses me off so bad in this one. like bruh, just SAY that your master has tom riddle’s diary and wants the chamber of secrets to be opened. you want to protect harry but then you go and get him literally imprisoned by his abusive family, ok lil guy (i still would take such good care of dobby, i dont care). this one also loses points just due to the spider content, like WHY is that always a…
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Scream 1996
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ok i was worried there for a second that i wasn’t gonna like this movie just because everyone was being so MEAN to sid and also billy was being a whiney blue balled bitch. however, i was so invested by the end. the plot twist involving sid’s mother at the end really shocked me, i completely was not expecting that! also the whole meta movie thing was totally killer (haha get it?) like it just played out so well and in a way that wasn’t cheesy at all. dewey is my favorite character and also billy and stu have definitely kissed before
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