Favorite films

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  Ari Aster, that was a real ballsy move delivering something that strange and unexpected. Only someone with huge nuggets would be brave enough to subvert our expectations like that. Absolutely nuts to think this is the same man who bought us Midsommar

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  Earth Girls Are Easy 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I don’t know how I’m supposed to go on after seeing Geena Davis live my dream as a nail tech with a cute ass funky home and her 3 sexy alien boyfriends 😭 I’ve never wanted to be someone else so bad it’s not faaaaair 

  I genuinely cannot believe that this film is good

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  Saw III 2006

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I haven’t seen the subsequent Saw films half as many times as I’ve seen Saw 3 because every time I wanna do a rewatch this one pisses me off and I give up 

  I actually added half a star because there’s a shot of John wiping down the sink in the shit smeared bathroom and I rewinded 3 times because it made me cackle

Popular reviews

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  Baghead 2023

  ★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2024 1

  I spent a lot of the time wondering what bitesize trinket of mine someone would feed baghead if they wanted to contact me in the afterlife but then this bitch swallowed an iPhone whole. Now my question is what’s the largest trinket of mine you can feed baghead. I say let girlypop out of the basement to go explore her new talent

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  Her 2013

  ★½ Watched 22 Nov 2023

  If my robot boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to ask why we haven’t been having enough cyber sex I’m gonna start the Butlerian Jihad.

  This man/film made me so furious, imagine hating women so much you even gotta briefly break up with your computer girlfriend for having too much emotion. Honestly this was so insulting, 2 hours of women being demonised for having autonomy? I feel like Spike Jonze just jumped out my tv, called…