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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  Ari Aster, that was a real ballsy move delivering something that strange and unexpected. Only someone with huge nuggets would be brave enough to subvert our expectations like that. Absolutely nuts to think this is the same man who bought us Midsommar

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  Paranormal Activity 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  I really believe I might be the biggest PA fan on this app.. I think it’s perfect and I love the demons cute little monster munch feet 

  Deserves way more credit and accolades, basically pioneered the next decade of horror and on first watch was truly terrifying, the final shot still has me hiding behind my hands.
  I may have been 10 at the time but this is the only thing that has ever frightened me to tears

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  Saw X 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  The jump from “break some fingers or I’ll hoover out your eyeballs” to “you have 30 seconds to cut off your entire leg with a bit of string then suck the bones hollow” is pretty mad, he must have hated that bitch

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  Baghead 2023

  ★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2024 1

  I spent a lot of the time wondering what bitesize trinket of mine someone would feed baghead if they wanted to contact me in the afterlife but then this bitch swallowed an iPhone whole. Now my question is what’s the largest trinket of mine you can feed baghead. I say let girlypop out of the basement to go explore her new talent

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  Her 2013

  ★½ Watched 22 Nov 2023

  If my robot boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to ask why we haven’t been having enough cyber sex I’m gonna start the Butlerian Jihad.

  This man/film made me so furious, imagine hating women so much you even gotta briefly break up with your computer girlfriend for having too much emotion. Honestly this was so insulting, 2 hours of women being demonised for having autonomy? I feel like Spike Jonze just jumped out my tv, called…