Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood 2022

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Watched with Eli

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  WHAT DID JACK DO? 2017

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  The inner dialogue of a man’s logic and instinct. David Lynch talks to a monkey and then the monkey sings a song.

Popular reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Roommate’s snoring was keeping me up, threw on a random Netflix pick. Esoteric blowitoutyourass-ism with good acting and a unique premise. Well balanced mockery, commentary, and suspense. Cheeseburger scene made me want to cook for a pretty lady.

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  An absolute butchering of everything this franchise did well. As a fan, this film was the equivalent of a giant mucus-y glob of spit in my face. Most disappointed a movie has ever left me.

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